Things I’m glad to be hearing after I’ve landed…
Piloting entering plane to departing pilot: This a good one?
DP: Uh, nope…
[muffled laughter/chatting]
NP: Well, crooked is better than broken!
Category: short
all the quips fit to type
Clearest sign I need coffee: sitting down at my desk and realizing I forgot my coffee downstairs.
Oh, look, it’s March 9 at Fargo o’clock.
One of the best things about learning to drink coffee is that when I’m having a bad morning I can pretend like it’ll be better after I’ve had some aeropress.
This morning my watermelon socks came to hand, so I cheerfully pulled on a red shirt and a green sweater and scarf…only to realize that some might interpret my color choices as owing to some other kind of upcoming festivity.