Things I’m glad to be hearing after I’ve landed…

Piloting entering plane to departing pilot: This a good one?

DP: Uh, nope…

[muffled laughter/chatting]

NP: Well, crooked is better than broken!

One of the best things about learning to drink coffee is that when I’m having a bad morning I can pretend like it’ll be better after I’ve had some aeropress.

This morning my watermelon socks came to hand, so I cheerfully pulled on a red shirt and a green sweater and scarf…only to realize that some might interpret my color choices as owing to some other kind of upcoming festivity.