One of the best things about learning to drink coffee is that when I’m having a bad morning I can pretend like it’ll be better after I’ve had some aeropress.

This morning my watermelon socks came to hand, so I cheerfully pulled on a red shirt and a green sweater and scarf…only to realize that some might interpret my color choices as owing to some other kind of upcoming festivity.

Ordered a new Apple Watch through Best Buy because I was getting a good trade-in, but now I’m stuck hitting refresh and hoping for a shipping notice. I want to resume life as an omniscient cyborg.